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color=#0000ff> I don't play, but I know some of you do....enjoy. Pam
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">A gushy reporter
told Peter Jacobsen, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game
of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your
secret?"<BR>Jacobsen replied, "The holes are numbered"</SPAN></FONT><FONT
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<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=green size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>A young man and
a priest are playing together. At a short par 3 the priest asks, "What are you
going to use on this hole my son?"<BR>The young man says, "An 8 iron, father.
How about you?"<BR>The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and
pray."<BR>The young man hits his 8 iron and puts the ball on the green.<BR>The
priest tops his 7 iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.<BR>The young man
says, "I don't know about you father, but in my church when we pray, we keep our
head down."</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=4><SPAN
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<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=navy size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>Police are
called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5 iron standing over a
lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"<BR>"Yes" says
the woman.<BR>"Did you hit him with that golf club?"<BR>"Yes, yes, I did." The
woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face. <BR>"How
many times did you hit him?"<BR>"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven
times.....just put me down for a five."</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma
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<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=purple size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>A golfer teed
up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump
of trees.<BR>He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought
he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the
ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.<BR>As he
approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, "Are you a
good golfer"? <BR>To which the man replied: "Got here in two, didn't
I?"</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=4><SPAN
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: teal; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>The bride came
down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with
his golf bag and clubs at his side.<BR>She said: "What are your golf clubs doing
here"?<BR>He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all
day, is it?"</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=blue size=2><SPAN
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