[Oasfaa] Football Quotes-How could you leave out Gundy?

Mon Dec 17 11:22:16 CST 2007

Pam,

It's never too early to start the bedlam fuel right? 

You pointed out some great football quotes, but I think you should add
the following to the list! :-)

"If you have a child someday, you'll understand how it feels but you
obviously don't have a child. I do. If your child goes down the street
and somebody makes fun of him because he drops a pass in pickup game or
says he's fat and he comes home crying to his mom, you'll
understand"-Mike Gundy

Or

"That's the reason I don't read the newspaper, because it's
garbage!"-Mike Gundy

But my personal favorite is: 

"Come after me, I'm a man, I'm 40!"-Mike Gundy (He's 40)

Merry Christmas everyone! 

Matthew D. McCoin

Director of Financial Aid

St. Gregory's University

(405) 878-5396

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Subject: [Oasfaa] HUM: Football Quotes

	As we prepare for watching a significant amount of football over
the next 2 weeks, keep these quotes in mind.  They're a lot truer than
what you'll hear out of current announcers mouths.....

	Have a great holiday!

	Pam 

	"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we
don't have any." 
	Erk Russell / Georgia Southern. 

	"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal.
Nevertheless, Beat Texas." 
	Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game. 

	"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I
ain't ready for that." 
	Bobby Bowden / Florida State 

	"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely
to be the one who dropped it." 
	Lou Holtz / Arkansas 

	"When you win, nothing hurts." 
	Joe Namath / Alabama 

	"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not
motivated." 
	Lou Holtz / Arkansas 

	"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta
know the password, 
	"Roll, tide, roll!" 
	Bear Bryant / Alabama 

	"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a
medieval study hall." 
	Frank Leahy / Notre Dame 

	"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell
kicked out of you." 
	Woody Hayes / Ohio State 

	"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation.
I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." 
	Bob Devaney / Nebraska 

	"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear
Bryant."  
	Wally Butts / Georgia 

	"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere
else in life." 
	Paul Dietzel / LSU 

	"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class." 
	  Bear Bryant / Alabama

	When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world. 
	"No, but you can see it from here." 
	Lou Holtz / Arkansas... 

	"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter,
I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." 
	Bear Bryant / Alabama 

	"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball
near the goal line." 
	  Matty Bell / SMU 

	"Lads,you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or
you died." 
	Frank Leahy / Notre Dame 

	"I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms
- 
	Truman's and Eisenhower's." 
	Alex Karras / Iowa 

	"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the
ball 
	and arrive in a bad humor." 
	Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee 

	"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." 
	Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State 

	"Always remember .... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over
David."
	  Shug Jordan / Auburn 

	"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small
pieces." 
	 Darrell Royal / Texas 

	"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a
failure." 
	Knute Rockne / Notre Dame 

	"They whipped us like a tied up goat." 
	  Spike Dykes / Texas Tech 

	"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he
didn't recruit me and he said:  "Well,Walt, we took a look at you and
you weren't any good." 
	Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State 

	"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the
steering wheel." 
	Bobby Bowden / Florida State 

	"Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport.
Dancing is a contact sport." 
	Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State 

	After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his
team: 
	"All those who need showers, take them." 
	John McKay / USC 

	"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great
education." 
	Murray Warmath / Minnesota 

	"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. 
	To be a back, you only have to be dumb." 
	Knute Rockne / Notre Dame 

	"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this
afternoon." 
	Spike Dykes / Texas Tech 

	"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." 
	Knute Rockne / Notre Dame 

	"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." 
	Darrell Royal / Texas 

	"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not
blocking." 
	John McKay / USC 

	"Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of
them are bad ." 
	Darrell Royal / University of Texas 

	"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." 
	Knute Rockne / Notre Dame 

	"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble
this football" 
	John Heisman 

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