[Oasfaa] Golf Jokes

[Mc Conahay, Pamela K.]

 I don't play, but I know some of you do....enjoy.  Pam  


 
A gushy reporter told Peter Jacobsen, "You are spectacular, your name is
synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the
course. What's your secret?"
Jacobsen replied, "The holes are numbered"
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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par 3 the
priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole my son?"
The young man says, "An 8 iron, father. How about you?"
The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."
The young man hits his 8 iron and puts the ball on the green.
The priest tops his 7 iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, "I don't know about you father, but in my church
when we pray, we keep our head down."
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5
iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that
your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts
her, hands on her face. 
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a
five."
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit
his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he
could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing;
the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed
him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and
asked, "Are you a good golfer"? 
To which the man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"
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The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom
was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here"?
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all
day, is it?"
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